WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO MUCH

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> > PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST
> BEING
> > ON THE PHONE.
> > TAKE A LOOK:
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> > 1) Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
> > Customer: "Ok."
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
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> >
> > Customer: "No."
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> >
> > Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "No."
> >
> >
> > Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this
> > point?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> > 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
> > getting the same error message."
> >
> >
> > Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > 3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
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> >
> > Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
> >
> >
> > Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
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> >
> > Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
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> >
> > Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
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> > Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
> >
> >
> > Customer:: "What?"
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "No..."
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> > 4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
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> >
> > Tech Support:: ?!%#$
> >
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> > 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can
you
> > see the 'OK' button displayed?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
> >
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> > 6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
> >
> >
> > Customer:: "A white one."
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> > 7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
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> > Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> > 8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery
> store."
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> > 9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "Pentium."
> >
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > 10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal
abortion."
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> > 11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
> >
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> > 12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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> > 13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
> >
> >
> > document, but the computer won't boot properly."
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: "What does it say?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
> >
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> >
> > 14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open
24
> >
> >
> > hours."
> >
> >
> > Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
> >
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> > --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > 15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
> >
> >
> > Tech Support:: "Well?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
> >
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > 16). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that
his
> >
> >
> > Computer is faulty.
> >
> >
> > Tech: What's the problem?
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> >
> > User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
> >
> >
> > Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
> >
> >
> > User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
> >
> >
> > Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
> >
> >
> > User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and
> >
> >
> > it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
> >
> >
> > 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is
> >
> >
> > frustrated and fed up.
> >
> >
> > Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is
> >
> >
> > an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
> >
> >
> > User: I knew it!
> >
> >
> > Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.
Let
> >
> >
> > me know how it goes.
> >
> >
> > 10 minutes later.
> >
> >
> > User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
> >
> >
> > Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
> >
> >
> > User: MS-DOS 6.22.
> >
> >
> > Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
> >
> >
> > NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the
> >
> >
> > file. Let me know how it goes.
> >
> >
> > 1 hour later.
> >
> >
> > User: I need a new power supply.
> >
> >
> > Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
> >
> >
> > User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
> >
> >
> > started asking questions about the make of power supply.
> >
> >
> > Tech: Then what did he say?
> >
> >
> > User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
> >
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> > 17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now
> and
> >
> >
> > may I help u in finding it out?
> >
> >
> > Cust: sure
> >
> >
> > CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
> >
> >
> > Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
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Photos of Founder of Company

THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN WHEN SUPERHIT SHOLEY WAS STARTED......
They were looking at ashrani when he was doing practice first
time with his funny Jailer's dress... ALONE on one rock...





1) Tim Berners Lee -- Founder of the World Wide Web






2) Picture taken when microsoft was started








3) Steve Woznaik(sitting) and Steve Jobs of APPLE Computers.
He was three months late in filing a name for the business
because he didn't get any better name for his new company.
So one day he told to the staff: "If I'll not get better name
by 5 o'clcok today, our company's name will be anything he
likes..."
so at 5 o'clcok nobody comeup with better name, and he was
eating APPLE that time...
so he keep the name of the company 'Apple Computers'







4) Bill Hewlett(L) and Dave Packard(R) of HP.
Behind them in the picture is the famous HP Garage.
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether
the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or
Packard-Hewlett.
And the winner was NOT Bill... the winner was Dave.








5) Ken Thompson (L)and Dennis Ritchie(R) ,creators of UNIX.
Dennis Ritchie improved on the B programming language and
called it 'New B'.
B was created by Ken Thompson as a revision of the Bon
programming language (named after his wife Bonnie)
He later called it C.






6) Larry Page(L) and Sergey Brin(R), founders of Google.
Google was originally named 'Googol'.
After founders (Stanford graduates) Sergey Brin and Larry Page
presented their project to an angel investor...
they received a cheque made out to 'Google' !...
So they kept name as GOOGLE






7) Gordon Moore(L) and Bob Noyce(R) ,founders of Intel.
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company
'Moore Noyce'.
But that was already trademarked by a hotel chain...
So they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated
ELectronics... INTEL







8) Andreas Bechtolsheim , Bill Joy, Scott Mc Nealy and Vinod
Khosla of SUN(StanfordUniversity Network) MicroSystems.
Founded by four StanfordUniversity buddies.
Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer;
Vinod Khosla recruited him;
Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it;
and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer...
SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network .







9) Linus Torvalds of Linux Operating System Linus Torvalds
originally used the Minix OS on his system which he replaced by
his OS.
Hence the working name was Linux (Linus' Minix).
He thought the name to be too egotistical and planned to name
it Freax (free + freak + x).
His friend Ari Lemmk encouraged Linus to upload it to a network
so it could be easily downloaded.
Ari gave Linus a directory called linux on his FTP server, as
he did not like the name Freax.
Linus like that directory name and he kept the name of his new
OS to LINUX...



10) Picture taken when INFY was started. This picture was found
in the album of the clerk who took this picture...
The picture was with that clerk only because it was his
birthday and he just told everyone to stand together at one
place to take a pic.
He borrow a camera from his friend and as he can not tell any
of his boss to take pic, so he took pic by himself... even it
was his birthday.

PHONE

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO ...


There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for

survival . Check out the things that you can do with it:


*I*

* The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.* If you find

yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an

emergency , dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to

establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112

can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out .**


*II*


* Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote

keys ?*

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:

If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call

someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person

at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on

their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your

keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,

and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you

can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car

over a cell phone!"*


*III*

Subject: Hidden Battery power


Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call

and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve

battery . To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with

this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This

reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

AND

*IV*

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on

your phone:

* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your

handset . Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get

stolen , you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They

will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the

SIM card, your phone will be totally useless .

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever

stole it can't use/sell it either.

If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile

phones .

Please spread this useful information

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