shairi

Shairi


Haseenone haseen bankar gunah kiya, doosroko to thik hume bhi tabah kiya,pesh kiya jab gazlon mein unki bewafaiyo ko, auro ne to thik unhone bhi wah wah kiya......

Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti, Har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti, Na jaane khuda kaun si saza de raha hai, Jo aaj kal aapse baat nahi hoti. ...

Ek ada aapki dil churane ki...ek ada aapki dil me bus jane ki...Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari is chand ko pane ki...

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna. Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...


Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....


UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....

Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge... Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....


Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....


Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai , Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...


Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...


College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !


Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...


Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...

Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...


Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......



Zuban Hi Sirf Ek Zaria Nahi,
JoAaap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayenge.
kabhi Aankhon Mein Jhaank Kar Dekhiye,
Hazaro Alfaz Khud B Khud Bikhar Jayenge.



Dil Ko Adat Si Ho Gai Hai
Chot Khane Ki,
Bhigi Palko Ke Sang Muskrane Ki,
Kash Anjam Hum Pehle Se Jaan Jate,
To Kosish Bhi Nahi Karte Dil Lagane Ki.



Khamosh Raat Ke Pehalu Mein Sitare Nahi Hote,
In Rukhi Aankho Me Rangin Nazare Na Hote...
Ham Bhi Na Karte Parwah Aap Ki
Agar Aap Itne Pyare Na Hote..



Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...



Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai



Dil Gumsum, zubaan Khamosh
Ye Aankhein Aaj Yu Nam Kyu Hai
Jise Kabhi Paya Hi Na Tha ,
Unhe Aaj Khone Ka Gum Kyu Hai



Chand Lamho Ki Zindgani Hai,
Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte,
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Gujarish Karni Padegi...
Kyun Ki Dost To Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte...